Diablo® Sandwich Maker

This is by FAR the funniest thread, based on the most pointless subject ever!

CONGRATULATIONS!

Ahhh.....that was a good read, that.
And I'm wondering if I should get this thing or not...hmm...

ALL OF YOU PEOPLE ARE DUMBASSES!

O.m.g. people, its just a freaking sandwich maker. no need to get into a huge argument about diablo, satan, goths, or anything like that.

kthxbye

oh and by the way genius (mr cris b)..I wouldn't call people retarded when you can't even write a complete sentence without screwing up....the reason is never 'because' asshole...and you should die as well (not because you're a goth, or because you try to be anti-establishment by conforming to a group that makes you wear white makeup and black lipstick, but because you wrote omg...and all people who think they are cool because they use instant messanger abbreviations like 'omg, brb,jk, lol' etc. ought to be skull fucked by ron jeremy.)

Am I really the only person who realizes that a "sandwhich maker" is just about the dumbest invention since before man stood erect and used pointy objects to kill things. I know that the idea of slapping any number of things between two slices of bread is a difficult task without modern technology, but i submit that if you practice enough, you should get the hang of it in no time. Here's what you do: first place one slice of bread (it could be any type of bread)onto a plate; then put on whatever condiments you might want (katsup, mayonaise, mustard, horseraddish, or nothing at all, etc) on top of that bread; next choose anything else you wish to eat (peanutbutter, salami, cucumbers, last weak's General Tso's chicken, ravioli, it really doesn't matter) and place that on top of the bread as well. Now here's the difficult part: place the second peice of bread on top of all of those ingredients - essentially "closing" the sandwhich - and then grab the sandwhich with both hands, put it in your mouth, chew, and then swallow (make sure to do it in that order). Now is this really so complicated that we need a machine to do it for us? Okay, so it's toasted...put the sandwhich in a toaster oven...not that hard.

Wow what a satinist cooking product... now even goths can cook!!

Posted by: Chris B at January 25, 2006 05:00 PM
Sir Your the most retarded person on earth... you may ask why? well the reason why is because you said goths can cook omg dont be a fag like only 1/15 of goths are satanist.
And for the guy that said goths diserve to die, ur mom deserves to die and be raped by satan.

We call it a breville in Oz!! Dont know why Arebt we F^*ked!!

We call it a breville in Oz!! Dont know why Arebt we Fu*ked!!

We call it a breville in Oz!! Dont know why Arebt we Fu*ked!!

We call it a breville in Oz!! Dont know why Arebt we Fu*ked!!

This is possibly based on the computer game, Diablo created by Blizzard. The game is still wildly popular and wouldnt surprise me if it was created by a Zealous fan.

wow funny shit. and also just a little random. i like that diablo sandwich maker...it sounds cool. i can make sandwiches for people and then they can ask me why they are eating a food with the spanish word for devil on it...haha fun...

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

Because he had no arms.

My gosh, nobody else it weird enough to have a website, other than me... My gosh.. :P Wicked toaster..... What is with that comment posted by "Death"... 0-0 I enjoy spamming up boards.. ^-^

This is weird... And by the way, one of the purposes of internet is to have fun and make an a** of yourself... Well, atleast to me. Have fun with your sandwich toasters! *yum!* toast!

Oh yeah the sandwich maker.

It's sweet.

I Just wanted to let you all know that was the funny shit i have read in a while. rotflmfao

Wow, you guys are really out of the loop. "Diablo" is a computer game. The sandwich maker is obviously designed to keep their customerbase (gamers) fed.

Its hinges, I saw one at BB&Beyond. But they are made to look lik horns because of the company name Diablo. I got one and tried it out and it really does toast evenly on both sides when used correctly. And those Pudgie Pies! DELICIOUS!

I tickled My Wiener.

almost every post has dumbass in it...Dumbasses...I would buy this, pretty damn cool if you ask me...I want some crazy devil sandwhiches! It even burns the word Diablo into the bread...thats pretty damn cool...Diablo sangwhich hahahaha....werd

I like pudding.
You dumbasses.

Diablo is Spanish for "The Devil. " Not any devil, THE devil. And it does not mean fire.

Thank You,

Dumass

I bet this is the first discussion on kitchenconraptions.com regarding the goth lifestyle. You fellers came here from E - world, huh..

jessie, you are mostlikely an ex-goth that changed to Emo because it was more popular... just calm down a bit dammit

and for the pan, it does look cool somehow

i thought goths were like medival warriors or something... aren't all those other people who say they are "goth" metalheads and pagans and shit

Maybe it*s called diablo because you put it on the fire Thus he horns.(you dumbasses)

It has horns because the company`s name, Diablo, is spanish or sumthing for devil. I want one of those.

We call these things Pudgie Pie makers.
However, I've never seen one with horns!
Pudgie Pie:
Lots of Butter
Bread (preferably white)
canned pie filling
campfire or fireplace

butter the inside of the maker and the
slices of bread very well,
make a 'sandwich' with the pie filling
put the sandwich into the maker (some will hang out over the edge)
and hold it over the fire while turning constantly
Eventually the outside parts will turn black and or catch on fire They're Done!!!!!

mmmmm pudgie pies

Weird, very weird...

so "horny"

I'll buy that for a dollar...

the horns are also horns ... you dumbass. that's why it's called the "diablo".

the devil look here is obviously intentional. though i'm not sure why.

The "horns" are the hinges you dumbasses.

Wow what a satinist cooking product... now even goths can cook!!